Here’s to You! How to Make a Perfect Toast

Depending on its performance, a toast can be either the inspiring instant of the evening, or a cringe-inducing disaster. To help you avoid the latter, I’ve put together some tips to make your stand-up moment a stand-out moment – in a good way!

How to Make a Toast

1. Rehearse.
2. Wait until everyone has a drink.
3. Stand up.
4. Shut the music off.
5. Speak loudly.
6. Look at the person/people you are toasting to.
7. Hold the glass and raise it at the last sentence. (More drama!)
8. Then take a sip and hopefully everyone else will do the same!
9. Shakespeare wrote: “Brevity is the soul of wit.” Keep it brief, funny or touching depending on the occasion.
10. Always look someone in the eye when clinking your glass – otherwise there can be consequences…

The Season calls for Eggnog!

Check your Lipitor at the door and try these two eggnog recipes. Definitely adds spirit to the holidays.

Easy – very easy: This straightforward and delicious recipes comes from my dear friend and colleague Sara Moulton:

Ingredients

• 2 pint(s) premium-quality vanilla ice cream
• 1/2 cup(s) rum, cognac, or bourbon (add more to taste)
• Pinch of freshly grated nutmeg

Directions

1. Place the ice cream in a large covered glass or stainless-steel bowl in the refrigerator to thaw.
2. Once thawed, stir in the rum or desired flavoring and nutmeg. Blend well. Serve cold.

More intensive: I love this recipe from epicurean colleague Alton Brown. So many layers of flavor!

Ingredients

• 4 egg yolks
• 1/3 cup sugar, plus 1 tablespoon
• 1 pint whole milk
• 1 cup heavy cream
• 3 ounces bourbon
• 1 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
• 4 egg whites

Directions

In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat the egg yolks until they lighten in color. Gradually add the 1/3 cup sugar and continue to beat until it is completely dissolved. Add the milk, cream, bourbon and nutmeg and stir to combine.

Place the egg whites in the bowl of a stand mixer and beat to soft peaks. With the mixer still running gradually add the 1 tablespoon of sugar and beat until stiff peaks form.
Whisk the egg whites into the mixture. Chill and serve.

Cook’s Note: For cooked eggnog, follow procedure below.

In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat the egg yolks until they lighten in color. Gradually add the 1/3 cup sugar and continue to beat until it is completely dissolved. Set aside.

In a medium saucepan, over high heat, combine the milk, heavy cream and nutmeg and bring just to a boil, stirring occasionally. Remove from the heat and gradually temper the hot mixture into the egg and sugar mixture. Then return everything to the pot and cook until the mixture reaches 160 degrees F. Remove from the heat, stir in the bourbon, pour into a medium mixing bowl, and set in the refrigerator to chill.

In a medium mixing bowl, beat the egg whites to soft peaks. With the mixer running gradually add the 1 tablespoon of sugar and beat until stiff peaks form. Whisk the egg whites into the chilled mixture.

Corks are Flying! How to Open a Bottle of Champagne

Carefully! There are 9 atmospheres of pressure in a bottle of Champagne. That is more pressure that the tire of a London double-decker bus or a baseball being shot from a pitchers arm at 90 miles an hour. I found this instructional video on You Tube on how to open a bottle of bubbly. I like the video except I omit one step – I don’t take the metal cage off of the bottle. When you keep the cage on, it creates more friction and makes the bottle opening much easier – and safer.

Fast fact: How many bubbles are in a bottle of Champagne? Zero? Guess again. 49 million!

House Warming Party
vs. Bar-stocking Bash

Are we not talking about bar-stocking parties anymore? Is it a thing of the past, or never was? Lately I’ve decided that bar-stocking parties should completely take over house warming parties as de rigeur. I mean, who really needs another chafing dish or kitchen mitt?

But, a fresh bottle of Rhubarb-flavored vodka or a hard-to-find bottle of craft single malt scotch… Those are the kind of things that say “I want you to enjoy your new house. No really, I want you to ENJOY your new house.”
Trust me, you’ll have an open invitation.

Or if you’re not sure which wine or spirit to choose (but you know they love wine), forego the bottle and offer up a decanter to your hosts. They’ll treasure each bottle they decant and think of you.